Bushcraft & Country Skills for all y’all, yaz, yooz and yinz

So you like the outdoors? So do I. We should be best friends. I’ve noticed a lot of LAME camping, bushcraft & survival websites and social media. Most pages on google results for the outdoors are FUGGIN’ LIARS who never even tried the gear they’re reviewing or their “top 10 survival skills”.

Lovely song to accompn’y while you read: Basic Country Skills by Davis and Pam Turner

LMFAO!!! Most of them just rewrite amazon reviews and then plaster their webpages with ads. Their business model is knowing a percentage of you suckers will accidentally click on one.

Should the sacred wilderness be subject to this blasphemy?!?!

I don’t think so. I am dedicated to real bushcraft knowledge and skills that will keep your ass alive for one, and also spiritually, neurochemically and physiologically GROUNDED in REALITY!!!

Bastards of Bushcraft will give ya the real outdoors ka-nowledge!

Every human should know how to live off the land in a flourishing manner for 100 years. It can be done.

Ya’ll just gotta get them Country skills!! From rural, small town agrarian life to hunter-gatherer primitive bushcraft and survival. NONE of it is hard to learn.

Guess what? You can know how to use a fugging computer and how to make a fire.

Bushcraft is Basic human skillset – it doesn’t matter how modern things are.

Little known fact, even the baby boomers, from rural Arkansas to Brooklyn, NYC were well versed in fire making, farming, fishing, gathering, trapping, butchering, shelter making, and so much more!

My mama and papa grew up in Boston, Mass and they know how to butcher a sheep, grow an illustrious garden, canning of vegetables, salting fish, sew their own clothes and how to camp with a few simple items. Bushcraft and country skills was standard stuff to learn, and it still should be.

City boomers with a ridiculously bountiful garden!

There is nothing in the world more fulfilling to a deep soul level than applying your knowledge of earth and tree, beast and berry out in the wilderness. Have you ever felt such sheer ‘rightness’ like a warm blanket of spirit, that it brought tears to your eyes?

That ultimate connection to God and nature, and the realization that you are an imminently capable HUMAN lifeform, agency within creation, reconciled with your physiology and neurochemistry, operating on levels both deeper and beyond the abstracted morass of the current world system, will fill you such joy and strength, awakening to truer realities than you’ve witness thus far.

So GITCHOAZZOUTDOORS!!!!!

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